General Stupietraeus

I was going to start this blog off with an accusation about the conspiracies they have towards my president and how at every turn someone is trying to make his administration look bad but I wont. I’m sure this is common knowledge, so what I will do is get straight to the point of this blog which is the scandal of the General Petraeus affair.

The media universe is abuzz with the news of General Petraeus infidelities and how it will affect his chances of getting into the White House. As of right now I’m pretty sure his chances are Nil to none. America frowns on anything and anyone that isn’t as american as apple pie and whole heartedly wholesome. I think it’s horse shit though I don’t believe that a persons professional career should be judged based on what goes on in their personal life.

I’m not an advocate of being unfaithful but in this instance I am going to say that I understand why he did what he did. I believe a picture is worth 1000 words so I will not explain why I understand his actions, I will just post a pic to show my readers why I understand.

Pictured above is the wife of the General. Need I say more?????

Now, should the General be given the position in the White House? I say hell no! But not because he cheated on his wife nope not at all that’s their business. I emphatically say no for one simple reason. How in the hell are you the head of one the most secretive agencies in the world with all types of encrypting gadgets at your disposal but yet your communicating with your mistress via Gmail??? Really dude?? Gmail?? Were you not aware of the accusations that Google has been violating users privacies?  If that isn’t the height of stupidity I don’t know what is. If you can’t keep your mistress a secret you definitely won’t be able to keep the secrets the C.I.A have. That shit right there is equivalent to using a public payphone to transmit top-secret government information to the President of the United States you damn idiot. In the words of the wig wearing racist asshole Donald Trump… You’re Fired!!

Rating 3.00 out of 5